d0nn0:

d0nn0:

i wrote a song about a tortilla

actually its more of a wrap

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hannibb:

who wears the pants in the relationship? well preferably no one will be wearing pants

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thesassycat:

"This isnt a project that you will be able to do the night before"

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thejunglenook:

khaleesri:

"no homo" I whisper as I look at my garden of pea plants. The progeny had expressed a 1:2:1 ratio of phenotypes. I am Gregor Mendel. 

This joke is lethal

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I love buying new things but i hate spending money I’m so angry

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If you light a lamp for somebody, it will also brighten your path.

Buddha (via mleting)
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sealfie:

Remember when justin timberlake was in Shrek 

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canni8al:

so i was trying to find a picture of a bird that is big so i searched “big bird” but forgot he was a character

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so i went back and typed in “a large bird” and THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS STILL HERE LOOKIN SAD LIKE I DIDN’T WANT HIM

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